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Imagine this: The year is 2014. You’re Satoshi. You created bitcoin 5 years ago and got it running. I’ll say for the sake of argument, you’re still alive at this time which is disputed.

How do you both ensure you never had an unfair advantage and effectively disappear from the face of the planet?

You format your hard drive, destroy your backups, and move on with your life, maybe even staying a key figure in bitcoin in another capacity.

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Updated list of known bitcoiner instances; some are personal servers, some allow registration: (cred: @eatoutfrom5lbs) <--- *new*

If you want to use a currency that has infinite supply, stick with the dollar.

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Ether was created to pay to use the computers on the Ethereum Network

No one, and I mean no one, will want to accept it as money

dont sell your blood, sweat and tear-covered bitcoin to wall street this dip

rescue more



Your fortnightly reminder that CSW is a fraud and SV needs to be delisted

If your looking for actual bitcoiners who aren't just cross posting from bird site give these folks a follow.
These are some of my favorite follows. (no particular order)

Have I missed any please let me know.


If the government actually sees bitcoin as a currency, they need to stop making us pay capital gains tax on it

They don’t charge capital gains on forex

Letting companies custody your crypto is like leaving a fat box of cash on a counter at a stranger’s house and making them promise to leave it all there and not take any

Bets on how many babies named “Satoshi” will be born in 2022?

Be very careful.

Big corporations WILL take advantage of people not knowing how bitcoin works to make the system work in their favor. PayPal is already doing it by making you sell your bitcoin to them for government money.

People who know how the system works need to call them out on it relentlessly.

I saw someone unironically ask if Tesla is going to buy ETH next

Tesla isn’t in the business of day trading shitcoins on Uniswap

Tesla, as a publicly traded company, is in the business of not losing money

Bitcoin fixes this

DAAAAAAAAAMN Tesla is out here stacking bitcoin while we’re stacking sats

Remember when the price wouldn’t go over 12k? Now it’s fluctuating by half of that in a day.

And by the way no, I can’t wait to go and pay a king’s ransom in short term cap gains tax

Thanks Obama

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Broke - Buying more GME to sell higher

Woke - Buying more GME to buy more bitcoin

RT @DocumentingBTC
Retweet if you front-ran the world's richest man into #Bitcoin

Now matter where the Reddit rebellion goes next, Nokia, silver, gold, it’ll end in Bitcoin. It’s the ultimate short against a corrupt system

Does anyone have Sphinx Chat?


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